The atheists I run into the most online seem to think that they’re the bravest little toasters in the world for standing up and saying “I’m an atheist and you are all a bunch of big stupidheads and STOP OPPRESSING ME with your dirty Pledge of Allegiance you big mean bastards!”
Well, they don’t know what real bravery is. You want to know what real bravery is? Watch this:
Scarlett Johansson’s new album is GREAT! All you HATERS can SUCK IT! I’ll say it loud and I’ll say it proud: I actually really love it.
Granted, that’s less a function of her voice than of the songs (she covers Tom Waits) and the producer (some guy from TV on the Radio), but who cares. The album’s got a great doomy-goth-shoegaze-meets-Portishead-meets-Jesus and Mary Chain-meets-Arcade Fire sort of sound on it, all distortion and reverb, and Scar Jo sounds like a sleepier version of Anja Huwe from Xmal Deutschland mixed with Sinead O’Connor. And I mean that in a good way!
Also, Scarlett is way prettier than Richard Dawkins, and I bet he can’t sing as well either.
The picture below shows what Scarlett does every time I get within 50 yards of her:
scarlett is actually a scientologist you know
Big woop, tuffy.
I wonder how many poor scientologists there are. Must be rarer than chicken teeth.
OMG – I see now !
It’s all perfectly clear!
Xenu and Dick Dawkins are one in the same.
Sing His Glory !!!
hehe. I think scarlet is pretty as, way prettier than richard dawkins
i want to hear her sing too!
If you lust after her with your eyes you have committed a sin already-Sermon on the Mount/ten commandments. Why are you joking about this? If you were my child I would get the rod out and whoop you, like it says in Proverbs. God’s Law is perfect and eternal-Psalms. You better obey it or you go to hell. You might even qualify for a stoning right here. I bet you like to work the Sabbath too. Christian hypocrites like you who don’t care about the bible are worse than atheists. And Jesus specifically said he came to fulfill every jot and tittle of Moses’ Law- in Matthew- so don’t give me “But that’s the Old Testament!”. It is so sad you think you are Christian. Please don’t joke about lusting after women, it is a serious sin to even think it, like Jesus said in sermon on the mount. I pity you.
Noah, what the hell?
What do you mean “what the hell”? I am justifying my beliefs with the Bible and showing his hypocrisy and sins. If you find the perfect word of the Bible disturbing I suspect you have already been brainwashed by humanistic values. God first, humans second.
thanks noah, for not at all giving more fuel to the dick dawkins anti religious comedy hour.
Noah, I’m not sure whether you’re a sincere but misguided Christian or just trying to satirize one. I suspect the latter but I’ll assume the former. I feel you should know that the person or persons running this blog consider themselves agnostic, not Christian (You can see that on the home page). Also, there’s nothing particularly lustful about this blog. Just saying that Scarlett Johanson is pretty and talented. Nothing wrong with that.
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